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Swished 

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Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.
"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"
Swished by ThatSwishedGirl August 19, 2013
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Swished 

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Smoking a blunt rolled with a swisher sweet.
getting stoned.
Man, hurry up i wanna go get swished.
Swished by PussyRunsThisShit July 1, 2012
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Related Words
Swished • Swished out • swishers • swissed • swisher sweets • swashed • smished • swiched • swishen • swisher house

Swished out 

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High of smoking blunts, using swisher sweets
I was Swished out
Swished out by SweatyScrotumSunday October 26, 2016
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blowin swishers 

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smokin kush out of a swisher blunt and gettin so high you can see your grandmas house

Also a dope ass Kid Ink song
Kid Ink: Fuck you doin? Blowin swishers
blowin swishers by DmackSwagin January 10, 2012
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Shished 

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The effect you feel from smoking high-quality shisha from a hookah.
"Man, that rose flavor was good, I am shished!"
Shished by DrJ69s January 5, 2006
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Swisher Sweets 

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Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.
Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt

im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
Swisher Sweets by Antron420 July 27, 2010
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Smished

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Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.
Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful
Smished by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011
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