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blowin swishers 

smokin kush out of a swisher blunt and gettin so high you can see your grandmas house

Also a dope ass Kid Ink song
Kid Ink: Fuck you doin? Blowin swishers
blowin swishers by DmackSwagin January 10, 2012

Smithered 

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
Smithered by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Swisher Sweets 

Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.
Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt

im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
Swisher Sweets by Antron420 July 27, 2010

sweaty swisher 

the insertion of someone's testicles into another person's mouth, who then "swishes" them around with their tongue (usually in a circular motion).
The slumber party was a success only after the "drunken" teenager gave everyone a sweaty swisher in their sleep.
sweaty swisher by HJMaster69 December 16, 2008

Slithered Fat Timmies

Hella coo people coming from mixed backgrounds. Vegetarian carnivores who are simply complicated, predictably unpredictable, and always witty AF. They practice Melatonin dreaming after several cups of espresso made from the leaves of ivy.
Those slithered fat Timmies KNOW what is happening.
Slithered Fat Timmies by amnesiaivy January 29, 2020

swishers 

got dem swisherz so we can roll dis blunt
swishers by pothead420 September 10, 2003
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