Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function

I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.

by pureaspondice December 15, 2011

Pure As Pond Ice

To live a pure bred hockey lifestyle, doing good for your community and the greatest sport on earth.

Why would I want to be a gongshow when I could be Pure As Pond Ice?

by pureaspondice December 18, 2011