ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of
marriage.
At least
50% of the people involved in the
marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other
50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet
dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-
ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the
average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $
50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can
always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
