Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

Swedish Fish by Swedish Fish August 11, 2014

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Swedish Fish

A delcious fruity red candy

Unless your named ben and live in new york. Then its a real fish.

Normal Perosn says," Get me some swedish fish to eat for the movie."

Ben says, " Did you see how fast that swedish fish swam?"

Swedish Fish by Benny April 15, 2006

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Swedish fish

A sweet, gummy, red-fish shaped candy - that while not known by all - are actually Satan's bullets - for there devilish, pain that they leave when someone is pelted with one of these candies, crafted only by the deep boughs of firey hell, where Lucifer creates such torturous "candies"

"AAAH" Andrew cried out, as Sam threw a swedish fish on his bare leg, causing a red, stinging welt, that barely resembled a fish.

Swedish fish by Riotfish November 16, 2010

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Swedish Fish

A prime example of the Swedish spirit. To make so much, with so little. Red candies with one singular taste, that never the less remain absolutely delicious from start to finish. Seriously, I'd eat a Swedish bitches herps if she told me they were Swedish Fish.

"Go grab me some Swedish Fish, you fuckin' prick."

Swedish Fish by Dr. Goodethyme, PHd. March 6, 2007

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