Riotfish's definitions

Swedish fish

A sweet, gummy, red-fish shaped candy - that while not known by all - are actually Satan's bullets - for there devilish, pain that they leave when someone is pelted with one of these candies, crafted only by the deep boughs of firey hell, where Lucifer creates such torturous "candies"

"AAAH" Andrew cried out, as Sam threw a swedish fish on his bare leg, causing a red, stinging welt, that barely resembled a fish.

by Riotfish November 16, 2010

Supercolon

A person with a colon so miraculous, that they can defecate large feces with much ease.

Did you see what Kenny did in the bathroom?" Andrew asked Sam. "He must have a supercolon!

by Riotfish November 16, 2010

Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010