Sweaty monkey
When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
Sweaty monkey by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016
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Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex
That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018
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Sweatmonkey
An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.
Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!
Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020
Sweatmonkey
An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.
Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!
Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 10, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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