Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

by XLBOSTON December 1, 2015

Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)

Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!

by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009