3 definition by Iwan

Top Definition

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

When a broker claims customers assets as their own. Expecially in the case of bankruptcy

I got refcoed and lost half of my life-savings when Refco went bankrupt.

by Iwan January 22, 2007

Past tense of verb crank.

Yesterday I crunk my cat's tail and she hissed at me.

by Iwan September 13, 2005