Definitions by Iwan

sweaty bed monkey 

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

sweaty bed monkey by Iwan October 25, 2009

refcoed

When a broker claims customers assets as their own. Expecially in the case of bankruptcy

I got refcoed and lost half of my life-savings when Refco went bankrupt.

refcoed by Iwan January 26, 2007

crunk 

Past tense of verb crank.

Yesterday I crunk my cat's tail and she hissed at me.

crunk by Iwan September 26, 2005