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Sweatmonkey 

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.
Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 11, 2020
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Sweatmonkey 

An individual in a video game who is so excessively "tryhard" and "sweaty" that the previous two words don't apply to them. Typically, a sweatmonkey can be found in games that involve ranked modes or are highly competitive/toxic. Generally, a sweatmonkey is a major douchebag.
Player 1: Yo, that guy just killed me out of spawn! He flanked the entire map and is just spawncamping and ignoring the objectives!

Player 2: Damn, fuck that sweatmonkey.
Sweatmonkey by That_Phony_King September 10, 2020

Seamonkey 

One of the two sucessors (the other is Firefox) of the defunct Mozilla Application Suite.
Seamonkey is very similar to Mozilla.
Seamonkey by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

sweatmoke 

a moke(chav, spyde, steak) that sweats easily.when he sees a football
yo sweatmoke of doom ur drippin
sweatmoke by roy April 19, 2005

seamonkeys 

Usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. Seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. If you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
John's beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.
seamonkeys by phrek December 28, 2005

splatmonkey 

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)
that chick is a splatmonkey.
splatmonkey by blacksheep July 10, 2003