Swagstache 

A Mexican mustache growing on an Aron.

Look at Aron's Swagstache

Swagstache by bleblehbleh January 3, 2017

scatstache 

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009

sweatstache 

The tiny beads of sweat accumulated on a person's upper lip on a hot day

I had a major sweatstache yesterday

sweatstache by guy_with_vaccuum June 5, 2009

Sweatstache 

When one has sweat gathered above their upper lip.

I'm so hot, I've got a sweatstache!

Sweatstache by Definition Doner February 27, 2009

swampstache 

This is when your mustache feels "swampy" after drinking or eating something a little sticky or syrupy and not wiping your mustache off well enough (or at all, yecchh) with a napkin.

"Man, my 'stache feels gross. Must be swampstache after eating that ice cream."

swampstache by electrofreeze February 3, 2010

swagsticles 

an expression like "Awesome!" or "Great!". its what you get when you combine "swag" with "testicles"

bro 1: damn bro there's a sale going on at the grocery store
bro 2: swagsticles!

swagsticles by Poosay destroyer June 30, 2023