Swagstache

A Mexican mustache growing on an Aron.

Look at Aron's Swagstache

by bleblehbleh January 3, 2017

scatstache

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"

Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.

by Short_Round August 30, 2009

sweatstache

The tiny beads of sweat accumulated on a person's upper lip on a hot day

I had a major sweatstache yesterday

by guy_with_vaccuum June 5, 2009

Sweatstache

When one has sweat gathered above their upper lip.

I'm so hot, I've got a sweatstache!

by Definition Doner February 27, 2009

swampstache

This is when your mustache feels "swampy" after drinking or eating something a little sticky or syrupy and not wiping your mustache off well enough (or at all, yecchh) with a napkin.

"Man, my 'stache feels gross. Must be swampstache after eating that ice cream."

by electrofreeze February 3, 2010

swagsticles

an expression like "Awesome!" or "Great!". its what you get when you combine "swag" with "testicles"

bro 1: damn bro there's a sale going on at the grocery store
bro 2: swagsticles!

by Poosay destroyer June 30, 2023