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seamonkey 

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
seamonkey by vengstro June 27, 2006

Seamonkey 

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.
Seamonkey by Preachers August 24, 2010

SEAMONKEY 

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.
"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"
SEAMONKEY by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

Seamonkey 

To throw brine shrimp eggs into the eyes of a unsuspecting victim, in an attempt to get them t hatch
“Boy, Jake really seamonkeyed that hell out of that kid there”
Seamonkey by Beefeater123 June 2, 2019
Racial slur against south-east asians (Thai, Viet, Phillipines, etc.)
SEAmonkeys is SEA (South East Asia) Monkeys. They're called monkeys for their tanned skin, black hair and facial features.
(from 4chan)
- I'm gonna take geomaxxxing trip to the Manila!
- Oh, you mean going to nail some short SEAmonkeys with AIDS?
SEAmonkey by AllahuAkbar228 October 15, 2025

SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"
SeaMonkey Dealer by Twaggleton August 17, 2010