Sweatman

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Some guys that have big dicks think they are God's gift to women. Then you find out they are just a big Dick.

I saw Sweatman at the club picking up a lady. Then I saw the lady about a couple of years later. Sweatman turned her into a big dick.

Sweatman by Sweatman victim May 30, 2022

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Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

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MORGAN SWEATMAN

Sometimes annoying but that's bc they love the attention. They will be the best comfort you could ever have. But they can't learn how to mind theirs

MORGAN sweatman

MORGAN SWEATMAN by Jalop2p1 October 17, 2019

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Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl

A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.

She is so chill and down to earth she is like a sweatpants-ponytail girl.

Sweatpants-Ponytail Girl by greenmonster733 December 12, 2013

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Grey sweatpants

If a guy wears Grey sweatpants you can see his d**k.

Rachel: did you know jake is wearing grey sweatpants?

Sally: Really, omg I want to see!

Grey sweatpants by Illuminate 74759485 April 6, 2017

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sweatpantaphobia

The fear if sweatpants

Collin canadian has sweatpantaphobia bc he is scared of sweatpants

sweatpantaphobia by the canadian who loves A.S December 19, 2013

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Grey Sweatpants

Grey sweatpants is when a boy where’s grey sweat pants purposely for girls/others to see their pp bulge.

Lacy: Did you see aiden wearing those grey sweatpants!?
Kerry: OMG yes, he did it for us to see!

Grey Sweatpants by LaffeeeTaffeee December 17, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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