Swaru

Swaru is any emo guy who tries to fake his personality everytime but gets caught. He is a retard and always watches gay cartoons like one piece. But is very nice guy, he loves say gex and supports our LGBT community, overall we need swaru in our life.

I need a swaru in my life.
zyzz - Please have say gex with me.
swaru - 198.692.429.48

Swaru by WilliamSinghModi August 6, 2023

Swaru

Swaru is usually used in informal language to describe a gay person who has a lot of rizz. Swaru can easily attract males and is often found online in a gc like Irony k chode and Gay people chatting gc. According to myths, it is belived that every 1 in 10000 is swaru. Apparently Swaru is very rare to find. He is very technical and doxxes people for fun. He is very skilled and cute boy but very evil.

zyzz - Omg a (swaru)!! Will you have gay sex with me?

Swaru - 198.726.627

Swaru by WilliamSinghModi August 7, 2023

Swagulate 

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.

Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.

Swagulate by Nuudles December 9, 2012

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

scaruffi 

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.

The fact that so many books still name the Scaruffi "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Scaruffisold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Scaruffi did anything worth of being saved.

scaruffi by banjoman franklin February 8, 2014

The Saruman 

A sexual maneuver that exists only in theory: A male partner, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into his hand. He then palms the forehead of his partner using that hand and asks, in his best Christopher Lee voice, "Whom do you serve?!"

"Hey , you going to see Jenny again?"
"No, I branded her with The Saruman last week. There's no recovering from that."

The Saruman by thebaboon December 29, 2015

swagulant

A mixture of Swagger and elegant. Meaning to be street wise but still have a touch of class. A bastardisation of swellegant.

"Simon is swagulant by day, swelligant by night."

swagulant by Pat DC February 16, 2009