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A subscription to laziness.

In certain (student)cities in the Netherlands people can subscribe to a bike service for +/-15 euros a month.
In return, they get a bike which - in case of a defect - gets replaced with another bike within 24 hours.
Bikes can be recognized by its blue front tires and poorly mannered users.
Person 1: Hey man, look at that fat person over there.
Person 2: I know right. He is definitely a swapfiets user.
Swapfiets by MehBike November 12, 2018
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Swapsies 

Swapsies is an intimate get together between a couple/group of female friends/sisters in which they exchange each others tampons which have been in for 6+ hours. The goal is to mix each others period blood and therefore be more closer and bonded.
Hey wanna get the girls together and do a little swapsies? I've been juicing up a good one all day.
Swapsies by Kalabasas May 30, 2019
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Swapsies 

A game played under the influence of alcohol where two or more players "swap" phones with each other and text whoever they want, whatever they want. Players can make limitations on who not to text. There is free range on whatever the player would like to text anyone in their opponent's phonebook. Usually leads to mass confusion and embarrassment.
Player: "Can I please borrow your car for a minute"
Recipient: "what the fuck dude why?"
Player: "Fuck, sorry. Swapsies."

Player: "Smell my dick"
Recipient: "You better be playing Swapsies."
Swapsies by shleprock May 25, 2010

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026