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A subscription to laziness.

In certain (student)cities in the Netherlands people can subscribe to a bike service for +/-15 euros a month.
In return, they get a bike which - in case of a defect - gets replaced with another bike within 24 hours.
Bikes can be recognized by its blue front tires and poorly mannered users.
Person 1: Hey man, look at that fat person over there.
Person 2: I know right. He is definitely a swapfiets user.
Swapfiets by MehBike November 12, 2018
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Swapsies 

Swapsies is an intimate get together between a couple/group of female friends/sisters in which they exchange each others tampons which have been in for 6+ hours. The goal is to mix each others period blood and therefore be more closer and bonded.
Hey wanna get the girls together and do a little swapsies? I've been juicing up a good one all day.
Swapsies by Kalabasas May 30, 2019
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Swapsies 

A game played under the influence of alcohol where two or more players "swap" phones with each other and text whoever they want, whatever they want. Players can make limitations on who not to text. There is free range on whatever the player would like to text anyone in their opponent's phonebook. Usually leads to mass confusion and embarrassment.
Player: "Can I please borrow your car for a minute"
Recipient: "what the fuck dude why?"
Player: "Fuck, sorry. Swapsies."

Player: "Smell my dick"
Recipient: "You better be playing Swapsies."
Swapsies by shleprock May 25, 2010

Lowland Swapzies 

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.
We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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