Swapfiets

A subscription to laziness.

In certain (student)cities in the Netherlands people can subscribe to a bike service for +/-15 euros a month.
In return, they get a bike which - in case of a defect - gets replaced with another bike within 24 hours.
Bikes can be recognized by its blue front tires and poorly mannered users.

Person 1: Hey man, look at that fat person over there.
Person 2: I know right. He is definitely a swapfiets user.

by MehBike November 12, 2018

Swapsies

Swapsies is an intimate get together between a couple/group of female friends/sisters in which they exchange each others tampons which have been in for 6+ hours. The goal is to mix each others period blood and therefore be more closer and bonded.

Hey wanna get the girls together and do a little swapsies? I've been juicing up a good one all day.

by Kalabasas May 30, 2019

Swapsies

A game played under the influence of alcohol where two or more players "swap" phones with each other and text whoever they want, whatever they want. Players can make limitations on who not to text. There is free range on whatever the player would like to text anyone in their opponent's phonebook. Usually leads to mass confusion and embarrassment.

Player: "Can I please borrow your car for a minute"
Recipient: "what the fuck dude why?"
Player: "Fuck, sorry. Swapsies."

Player: "Smell my dick"
Recipient: "You better be playing Swapsies."

by shleprock May 25, 2010

Lowland Swapzies

When you show up to an Internet transaction for an item and get robbed.

We're going to play Lowland Swapzies and I'm going to leave with your scratch and my dirt bike.

by Cossack Raider May 18, 2016