Swandive

When a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.

"I did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor."

Swandive by ishkerbibble May 15, 2010

Swandive

Heroically underappreciated talent. Went from initially promising beginnings to obscurity.

'Boy, that Bruce Campbell sure did a Swandive.'

Swandive by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Cincinnati Swan Dive 

Highly dangerous sexual maneuver performed when a man is engaged in the doggy style position at the the edge of a balcony. Suddenly and in one motion he grabs her by both arms, climaxes, and thrusts her off the balcony full force while showering her with semen as she falls.

Since her Cincinnati Swan Dive and the damage done to the left side of her brain, Deborah cannot speak and has been eating out of a straw.

Cincinnati Swan Dive by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Atrium swan dive

In law school (or most grad schools), the term for what you feel like doing during finals, diving off the atrium. Almost all law schools have multistory atriums centered in the middle of a high stress environment.

Many law schools have diving programs after finals as a stress reliever. Unfortunately, most atriums lack an adequate diving pool.

Man if I end up studying this same stuff for 16 hours straight I'm gonna do the atrium swan dive.

Atrium swan dive by LawStudentsEverywhere May 21, 2011

swan dive 

Its a form of suicide where you jump from a high cliff, high bulding, etc, etc and put your arms out to the side, so that when you hit the ground you hit face and chest first. but can also be used to prove that one is immortal(in movies, video games, books)

"nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt"

swan dive by VegaTDM November 16, 2007

Bulgarian Swan Dive 

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)

It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night

Bulgarian Swan Dive by the weinerman November 19, 2010

Swan Dive 

The act of theatrically throwing ones self to the floor for no apparent reason. Typically used in sport by cheats in Wales.

"Ah nah, ya boy Ayew's only gone and Swan Dived. Again."

Swan Dive by JT's mum May 28, 2021