Swamphonkey

Wild,whiskey guzzling,gator wrastling, white boy from the dirty south

Boy I tell you what, them wild ass swamphonkey s sure know how to go hard!

by Shwamphownky420 December 2, 2019

Swamp Honkey

A white trash male or female; most likely the spawn of inbreeding resulting in webbed fingers/toes...

Used as an insult towards caucasian people who behave or speak in ways that reflect trailer trash habits...

Tiffany is such a Swamp Honkey, she drinks budweiser through a straw between her missing front teeth

by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Swampdonkey

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

swampdonkey

A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.

She's always smoking ice and eating bran flakes,what a swampdonkey.

by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004