Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.

She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.

by Mghese July 20, 2020

Antarctican Swamp Launcher

The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.

Larry: What the fuck?

Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.

Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?

Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO

by RimSuckMcGillicutty. January 17, 2010

Swamplurch

A no hair having ugly female that looks like dirty scum prowls around and waits for opportunity to try to get at another females boyfriend.

What is that swamplurch doing up in my tree??

Why is that swamplurch calling your phone?

by Lilbitreal January 22, 2019