swalwell 

When you get caught with your dick in the wrong pussy.

His girlfriend caught John pulling a swalwell.

swalwell by Gemstone60 December 12, 2020

Swalwell

A performative male that loudly speaks out against sexism while secretly preying on women.

"Did you hear about that rapist congressman?"

"Yeah, what a Swalwell."

Swalwell by Diego Tutweiller April 14, 2026

Swalwell Feat 

Farting on live television followed by having sex with a Chinese spy.

Eric may be the only person in history to accomplish the rare Swalwell Feat.

Swalwell Feat by whistle_pig January 13, 2021