swains

Slang for marijunana, using marijuana and/or getting marijuana, said by teenagers in North West Washington state.

Person 1:Hey, got any swains?

Person 2:Nah man, wana go get some swains?

Person 1:Yeah, meet me down by the gully, we can go to swains.

swains by WASSUPhater- June 9, 2007

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Josh Swain 

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.

Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

Josh Swain by people eat ice cream April 20, 2021

Ron Swanson 

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

Ron Swanson by amgil October 25, 2018

Swanson Conversion

The third stage in the Aerobic Respiration.

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...

Swanson Conversion by Jvshangold January 9, 2017