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shagonometry 

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.
Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!
shagonometry by MAΘ January 19, 2011
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Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Take them to school ,Swagonometry
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swaganometry

Swaganometry is a made up work coined by Young Thug in his 2015 music video Best Friend off his Slime Season mixtape. Swaganometry is a combination of geometry and trigonometry, but way cooler.
Take that boy to school, Swaganometry.
-Young Thug
Swaganometry by PWS27 April 10, 2017

swaganometry

The subject of swag. Learning this subject WILL get you bitches
Friend: Did you pick up a new class?
You: Yeah swaganometry

Friend: nigga what?
swaganometry by Swaggybee123 September 11, 2016

swaganometry

The study of swag
Swaganometry, bitch I'm bleeding bad.
swaganometry by swaganometry123 July 30, 2016

slangonometry 

The practice of using common words in innovative ways. The art of creating a new expression; to coin a phrase.

The practice of applying every day words, in a ways that bring a new meaning from that word to create a vernacular, jargon, or slang vocabulary.
"Slangonometry" fades the rigid definitions of words (speech) and allows the artist to express with fresh eyes and tongue.
Its evident that slangonometry was used to create his lyrics.
Slangonometry fades the rigid definitions of words (speech) and allows the artist to express with fresh eyes and tongue.
Without the use of slangonometry, rap music would just be boring and common speech.
slangonometry by roachgnarly November 24, 2013
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