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swaganometry

The subject of swag. Learning this subject WILL get you bitches
Friend: Did you pick up a new class?
You: Yeah swaganometry

Friend: nigga what?
swaganometry by Swaggybee123 September 11, 2016

swaganometry

The study of swag
Swaganometry, bitch I'm bleeding bad.
swaganometry by swaganometry123 July 30, 2016

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Take them to school ,Swagonometry
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

shagonometry 

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.
Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!
shagonometry by MAΘ January 19, 2011

swaginometry 

when ur swag on a complex level....
According to my sources, my swaginometry is superior to other.
swaginometry by a student 000 February 27, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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