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Swagmonies

What goes into Lord Gaben's bathtub.
Me - Dad can I haz sum swagmonies?
Dad - WTF?
Me - Oh, nvm, just give me money.
Dad - Uhhh k.
by clamp hamp September 18, 2015
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Swagmoney

Swagmoney is a currency originated in 2012 in the United States of Swag, or USS.

Swagmoney can be accumulated by having massive amounts of swag.

Swagmoney can only be given to you by a Swag Officer, or the President of Swag.
Man I had so much swag that I got 5 Swagmoney!
by presidentofswag September 3, 2013
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Swagmoneyballer

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.
by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017
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swagmoney

basically, the most epic... EVER. koolest in town. really just swagmoney. that’s the only way to describe it
kaylie mahoney is S O swagmoney
by swagmoneykm February 19, 2019
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swagmoneychicken

Bruuh, you just scored the winning basket. Of course I did, I'm THE swagmoneychicken
by Swagmoneychicken January 17, 2016
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swagmoneyash

Swagmoneyashh is to define the greatest funniest awesome perfect wonderful swagieist person ever anyone born on may 27 named ashley
swagmoneyashh just left to save the world
by swagmoneyashh0527 July 25, 2021
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Swagmones

Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.
Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!
by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013
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