Swagmones

Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.

Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!

Swagmones by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013

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Swagmoney

Swagmoney is a currency originated in 2012 in the United States of Swag, or USS.

Swagmoney can be accumulated by having massive amounts of swag.

Swagmoney can only be given to you by a Swag Officer, or the President of Swag.

Man I had so much swag that I got 5 Swagmoney!

Swagmoney by presidentofswag September 3, 2013

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Swagmoneyballer

Something or someone who is cool.

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.

Swagmoneyballer by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017

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swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010