Swagmones

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Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.

Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!

Swagmones by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013

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Swagmoney

Swagmoney is a currency originated in 2012 in the United States of Swag, or USS.

Swagmoney can be accumulated by having massive amounts of swag.

Swagmoney can only be given to you by a Swag Officer, or the President of Swag.

Man I had so much swag that I got 5 Swagmoney!

Swagmoney by presidentofswag September 3, 2013

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Swagmoneyballer

Something or someone who is cool.

Nico and Olivia are not very swagmoneyballer people because they are lame.

Swagmoneyballer by jrhernandez21 April 3, 2017

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swagmonster

a person, usually a man, who is scary in the aspect that he has so much swag. he is overpowering in the aspect of that he is a true jerk, a true man, and typically a guy who is way too arrogant, but backs it up with whatever he can.

Oh yeah, I hear he's a real swagmonster.

swagmonster by swagmonsterJ July 3, 2010

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swagmoney

basically, the most epic... EVER. koolest in town. really just swagmoney. that’s the only way to describe it

kaylie mahoney is S O swagmoney

swagmoney by swagmoneykm February 19, 2019

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swagmemesrule

A swagmemesrule is someone who is extremely short, and also very young. They are bad at ABWR and Zombies.

Look at that kid Frullu, he is such a swagmemesrule!

swagmemesrule by thomas_juuYT July 13, 2021

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swagmoneychicken

Just a boss as bitch

Bruuh, you just scored the winning basket. Of course I did, I'm THE swagmoneychicken

swagmoneychicken by Swagmoneychicken January 17, 2016

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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