Safting

The art of reading all messages one has missed in a group chat or discord channel and responding.

Sorry that I missed your call, I was safting.

by Meowflower July 5, 2025

Salting on D Wing

Broken,have no girls,never touch ah cunt,always have no weed an like free smoke & Aint bulling ah soul,

Define jeff has no money in his pockets he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.

by Terra is the code April 23, 2019

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Saxting

The act of sending pictures of your saxophone via text message

QUIT SAXTING ME! i Know You just had it polished, but stop sending me pics of your damn saxophone!!!

by zero the hedgehog January 11, 2012

Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

Softing

A verb "to soft" , describing an act of prematurely merging a Pull request into a branch. Sometimes used as a direct synonym to merging a Pull requset.

Past tense - "softed"

1. PR has been softed. - The pull request has been merged to the branch
2. let's soft it . - let's merge this pull request into a branch.
3. Softing this PR would block the release on develop. - merging this pull request to develop branch would block the release.

by Mexican Jackie chan November 22, 2019