Swaffordize

To walk through life with an outward appearance of one image but to live internally as a completely different person.

To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.

"I thought Tom was a different person when we met him. He was so nice and seemed to care, but now he is a total cold and calloused a-hole"

"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"

Swaffordize by Psibri January 13, 2011

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sanfordize

sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.

He sanfordized, claiming "I will be hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend."

sanfordize by dw_d June 26, 2009

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sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

sanfordize by ganaimn July 10, 2009

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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