Svartist

The one person in your life who will have children in his attic, and yes he has cameras in your bathroom no I won't tell you where. He probably is in a cult and might have a speckle suprise for you if enter his van

'Woah, that guy with binocs looks like a svartist!'

by ILikeYaCutGG March 18, 2022

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

spartist

Noun. Humourless left-winger whose vocabulary is punctuated with Marxist dialectical jargon. From the fictitious character Dave Spart in Private Eye, a British satirical fortnightly.

He came out with some Spartist claptrap about a hegemonical bourgeoisie.

by Battered Osidge February 25, 2006

sartistic

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby

Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.

by Samuel Leroy Jackson April 13, 2020

Shartist

A shartist is a person who has the grandiose delusion that they are a talented & legitimate artist, when infact they are nothing but a common shartist.

Keith Urban thinks his music makes him an artist, he ain't nothing but a shartist.

by Alden Henson Read July 8, 2017

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

by hah twan April 14, 2011