Svanbjörn 

A fucking dickhead who will steal all your kills in fortnite. He is a deadass who only dances orange justice instead of carrying you. He will fucking call you a faggot and get your dick stuck in the fan.

Svanbjörn fucking cut my dick in half.

Svanbjörn by Deadass cockroaches June 4, 2018

Sanborn 

a particually hot motherfucker

jane: damn i would do that sanborn so hard.
mike: fuck yeah

Sanborn by eugene s June 3, 2007

sanbornton 

a small town in central nh where all the girls are hotties. but the wont have sex w. you b/c their dads will find out b/c the town is THAT small. and when their dads find out, they will choke-slam you into a radiator.

my friend had sex with a girl from Sanbornton and her dad choke-slamed him into a radiator when he found out.

sanbornton by wilkonson October 15, 2006

Snæbjörn 

A rediculously handsome hunk of a man

wow look at that snæbjörn

Snæbjörn by .oijl May 10, 2010

chase sanborn 

A perverted sexual act that involves a boiling hot coffee enema (NOT FRENCH PRESS), sugar and cream.

The nutty flavor of the chase sanborn comes from within.

chase sanborn by Banana Grabber May 25, 2007

Sanborn 

One who survived a ride with a Harvey.

Not one of them was Sanborn enough to live.

Sanborn by bornman June 1, 2011

hartley melvin sanborn 

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS

everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks

hartley melvin sanborn by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021