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Sanforded 

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.
Sanforded by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

sunburned drifters with soapsud beards 

You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.

Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
You can find sunburned drifters with soapsud beards in NY's hottest club, Crease.
a particually hot motherfucker
jane: damn i would do that sanborn so hard.
mike: fuck yeah
Sanborn by eugene s June 3, 2007

sanbornton 

a small town in central nh where all the girls are hotties. but the wont have sex w. you b/c their dads will find out b/c the town is THAT small. and when their dads find out, they will choke-slam you into a radiator.
my friend had sex with a girl from Sanbornton and her dad choke-slamed him into a radiator when he found out.
sanbornton by wilkonson October 15, 2006

sanbourne 

A hot, Op at apoc, sniper who gets all the pussy and bitches. He also as a pet mouse that's his girlfriend
Sanbournes such a babe
sanbourne by Sand babe April 20, 2015

sanforded it up 

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."
I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!
sanforded it up by kingaling07 August 15, 2016