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Sanforded 

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.
Sanforded by UnderTheSea1 November 27, 2012

sunburned drifters with soapsud beards 

You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.

Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
You can find sunburned drifters with soapsud beards in NY's hottest club, Crease.
a particually hot motherfucker
jane: damn i would do that sanborn so hard.
mike: fuck yeah
Sanborn by eugene s June 3, 2007

sanbornton 

a small town in central nh where all the girls are hotties. but the wont have sex w. you b/c their dads will find out b/c the town is THAT small. and when their dads find out, they will choke-slam you into a radiator.
my friend had sex with a girl from Sanbornton and her dad choke-slamed him into a radiator when he found out.
sanbornton by wilkonson October 15, 2006

sanbourne 

A hot, Op at apoc, sniper who gets all the pussy and bitches. He also as a pet mouse that's his girlfriend
Sanbournes such a babe
sanbourne by Sand babe April 20, 2015

sanforded it up 

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."
I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!
sanforded it up by kingaling07 August 15, 2016
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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