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One who survived a ride with a Harvey.
Not one of them was Sanborn enough to live.
Sanborn by bornman June 1, 2011

chase sanborn 

A perverted sexual act that involves a boiling hot coffee enema (NOT FRENCH PRESS), sugar and cream.
The nutty flavor of the chase sanborn comes from within.

hartley melvin sanborn 

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks

sgt sanborn 

A gay fagget that likes it up the ass just like ivan
Anonymus user is such a SGT Sanborn
sgt sanborn by Fak meeehhhh August 16, 2016

conor sanborn 

The greatest human alive to this date in history
You u are Conor sanborn
conor sanborn by conor_412 May 29, 2018

Jacob Sanborn 

Baddie. Hottie. Smash all day. Love that guy. Would glaze him all day
Jacob Sanborn by Zachary<33 May 22, 2025