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A chonky, harbor seal who eats a minimum of 25 cheese dosas a day.
Hey Svan, you lookin' quite chonky
Svan by Am seal 2 May 4, 2022
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A sneeped man who tends to spend their college funds on robux and birches. They also eat massive loads of cheese dosas.
Yo Svan, you lookin' real chonky right there
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A Svan is usually 6'5 and an alpha male viking who can lift over 250 pounds. Svans are mostly known for being autistic though and most people do not see them as the true alpha they really are.
Anna: Have you seen my boyfriend?
Hanna: Yeah, he is so autistic!
Anna: Nah, he is just a Svan
Svan by Jewmaster6 May 4, 2019
"svangers" is a type of people in the northern Norway, they usually just hang in the city from the school ends to the security gard throw them out.
Svangers have also there own way of living, they like to think the are gangsters, but hide´n seek can only get you so far.
They keep rivals away from their territory with smoking fake cigs and staring at normal people.
Wanna go out in the wood and smoke some candy cigarettes?

Wanna hang in the city the next 5 hour?

thats so svanger
svang by notasvangernerd November 30, 2015

Team Tyler's Van 

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.
Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van
vitlaust brund sem fór í píkuna á mömmu hans,aka ekki mamma hans ,Svanþór
hver er fritz ,Svanþór það er my lady boy ,svanni koddu riða
Svanþór by mohammed983959549 October 25, 2019
n. - incorrectly spelled but correctly pronouced synonym of schwanz. Used only by dtweete. Now pronounced phonetically in jest.
Hey, luche my svanch.
svanch by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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