Surprise Shit 

When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.

Rarely the cause of clotes.

I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.

Surprise Shit by hot man ass September 21, 2017

Shit Surprise 

A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"

Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.

Shit Surprise by SHIT SURPRISE November 13, 2007

shit dick surprise 

The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.

shit dick surprise by Wheatus April 15, 2004

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise 

The fine art of of fucking a pussy so hard the the vagina and butthole become one. Then, after the male explodes his massive load in the gaping hole of doom, the female and or circus freak will now defocate her organs/semen/fecal matter onto a ballgina. Soon after the thing with ballgina will simultaneously slap the circus freaks face with the bodily excrement.

Yo this fuckin cunt tried me, so i called up Yosephine with the ballgina to come over and we gave er the ol Dick pussy shit ballgina surprise :)

Dick Pussy Shit Ballgina Surprise by dick fart surprise September 29, 2010

Surprise Shittack 

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

Surprise Shittack by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

suprise shit 

A suprise shit is when you are doing something that isn't defacating(shitting) and suddenly have the urge to rain down heavenly fury upon the nearest toilet. Every so often it is just a fart. However, i would advise you to take no chances. See also shitting your pants

"Hey mike, what's up?"
"I thought i had to fart yesterday while having sex with my girl, bit it was actually a suprise shit..."
"... You can crash at my place for awhile."

suprise shit by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 26, 2017

after that cubic shit im not surprised

"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.

*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"

after that cubic shit im not surprised by Celza May 17, 2017