Definitions by Wheatus

vaginal queef mist 

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.

I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!

vaginal queef mist by Wheatus April 15, 2004

shit dick surprise 

The wholesome, pleasant treat bestowed upon your penis after a hearty session of anal jackhammering. Often associated with fucking your girlfriend's ass for the first time, and her subsequent loss of spxincteral control. Also known as the chocolate fairy, fiber maiden, and the corn-covered lollipop.

Odell was really enjoying Ms. Profitt's ass, until the unforseen arrival of shit dick surprise. Then he was crushed by the tidal waves of her flapping ass cheeks.

shit dick surprise by Wheatus April 15, 2004