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Surprise Juice 

Mate, I just made the surprise juice on your couch.
Surprise Juice by Matt September 26, 2003

Florida Orange Juice Surprise 

Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.

apple juice surprise 

when someone takes a bottle cap and pisses in it...then throws it in someone ELSE'S face...then proceeds to yell APPLE JUICE SURPRISE (NIGGA!<---when the situation calls for it.)
note: one cannot, nor should not surprise themselves.
Me: Hey James, How was your chem test?
James: Well, it was quite diff__
Me: APPLE JUICE SURPRISE NIGGA!
apple juice surprise by nk11 November 17, 2009

Juicy Surprise 

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
Juicy Surprise by hotcock69 November 28, 2020