Surgified 

The condition of having ones body, especially nose and eyelids, surgically altered to better approximate western beauty standards.

The Chinese are further damned by the competition from surgified Koreans and those adorable snaggle-toothed Japanese.

Surgified by Monsieur Chadeau November 20, 2014

Slagified 

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)

"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"

Slagified by Coriz March 11, 2018

sustified 

Justifiably satiated

Johnny ate six large pizza's, after which he was sustified.

sustified by Korchid Sassafrass June 4, 2018

Soggified 

The act of becoming soggy.

My tuna sandwich was sitting too long and now it's soggified.

Soggified by Gemsong August 21, 2009

subgifted

The act of receiving a gift that was meant to be a subliminal insult

Bobby: Aww Bridgette, thanks for my secret Santa gift!

< opens fancy wrapped gift revealing Super Strength Deodorant >

Bridgette: No problem, Bobby ! <winks>

Bobby has just been subgifted

subgifted by Mopeete December 17, 2017

kurgified 

State of anything when it is fucked, but no one can begin to understand as to reason why.

My computer won't turn on, although it worked normally the previous day. It must be kurgified.

kurgified by senator_armstrong March 30, 2022

lurgified 

to be sick physically or in the mind.

She's been out of school because she's lurgified.

lurgified by _brian May 14, 2005