Surfsquatch

A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.

Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees, and all he's wearing is that bright red thong... grody.

by Kassandra Lester June 18, 2008

susquatch

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.

Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.

by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021

Susquatch

A suspicious person who is obviously trying not to appear to be suspicious but failing miserably.

A play on the term Sasquatch.

Look at that susquatch trying to sneak into the movie in a neon pink t-shirt!

He is such a susquatch!

by UniversalMummy2 November 30, 2021