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Super Bowel

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.
Dave, I had a Super Bowel this morning... no more buffalo wing hot sauce for me.
Super Bowel by californiatoilet February 7, 2010
Word of the Day on February 5, 2012

Super bowel

On super bowl weekend you hold your poop starting on the friday before the super bowl then don’t poop until half time of the super bowl.
I can’t wait to release my super bowel.
Super bowel by Calvinthedragon March 13, 2019

Super Bowel

In intellectually anatomy, that part of the info-testine or cognitive canal used to eliminate the promotional crap ingested in the week prior to the Super Bowl.
The sheep commercial totally bahhhhh-ked up my super bowel.

Overloading your super bowel by watching all of the commercials can result in a Harry Popper which can be extraordinary, outrageous and odoriferous.

The effect of the car commercials was a defect in my super bowel which caused it to uncontrollably speed up and slow down until I eventually lost control resulting in a informational defecation which was beyond a recall.

I experienced an adverse reaction when my super bowel became inflamed from over ingestion of the parasites personalized marketing, permission marketing, and mass customization resulting in a severe case of commercialenteritis or consumer flu.
Super Bowel by wardfromoz February 6, 2010

super bowel monday

That nasty dump caused by the combination of too much junk food and drink enjoyed during the big game.
Hey, don't go into the men's room for like 45 I just enjoyed a super bowel monday
super bowel monday by DdannyD February 5, 2013

Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.
Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018
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kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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