Super Tan

This is when an extremely tan guy wearing board shorts sticks his man shaft into his female partner's pooper and then denies that he has done so.

Guy 1: Hey man i super tanned a girl last night!
Guy 2: So you stuck it in her pooper right?
Guy 1: Naw man, that ain't me!

Super Tan by Capitainjacob December 2, 2011

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Super Tang

A shit-brown beverage consisting of one part Tang, one part Jager, and five parts regret on the rocks.

Gordon: Hey bro, want some of this Super Tang?
Coleman: FUCK NO!

Super Tang by Poop Drink Savant January 6, 2013

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supertanker

An extremely large woman

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!

supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

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supertank

Any war tank that can reliably overpower an enemy force outnumbering it.

Bro did you hear? That supertank wiped out a whole fleet.

supertank by Lieutenant Fuckboy January 8, 2022

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supertanker

an extremely large breast on an extremely skinny, and or short woman.

that little bitch has some incredible supertankers.

supertanker by sick December 14, 2003

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Douche Supertanker

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.

Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."

Douche Supertanker by RainEagle November 12, 2019

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