super john 

Sex crazed half Mexican computer engineer bent on spreading the joy of porn to all

Super John, will you please log off that porn site and get back to work.

super john by anonymous December 1, 2004

Superjoint Ritual 

A band formed by Phil Anselmo taht combines Thrash Metal with Punk,Fast and Fucking brutal.

If i could fuck Superjoint Ritual's music it would be swollen everyday.

Superjoint Ritual by ob.Maximus November 13, 2004

superjoint ritual 

1.shitty band that has no rythm.

2.Uses Phil Anselmo's celebrity to make up for their lack of instrumental talent.

3. All noise,no music

#1: The cd player's skipping!

#2: No it's just playing a track from the superjoint ritual cd.

superjoint ritual by Phil's a faggot June 9, 2004

superjoint ritual 

A horrible experiment in which it was discovered that otherwise talented musicians could create really shitty music. Phenomenal albums if what you like is really fast songs with no apparent melody because lisening to d-tuned garbage played at 166 bpm makes you "hardcore."

"Hey, I want to get back at my more talented friends for being more talented than I am. How can I make a total embarrasment out of myself?"
"Get all these great musicians together, record a really crappy album, and sell it through Wal-Mart. And use a really stupid band name - Superjoint Ritual sounds good. If that doesn't show the world what a turd you are, then nothing will."

superjoint ritual by R_Remi December 24, 2006