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Super bowl LV 

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.
Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.
Super bowl LV by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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Super bowl LV 

The Chiefs must have sensed the Bucaneers would be the ones gunning for them, sitting just off the coast in their flagship. Kansas City isn't an easy target though, it's pretty far inland.
Super Bowl LV is just about exactly who you thought would be in it at the beginning of the season.
Super bowl LV by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Super bowl LV 

Even though they lost, the Chiefs were more entertaining, and that makes them special.
You don't see many guys throwing parallel to the ground after taking a beating like Patrick Mahomes did, the Chiefs don't quit. That made Super Bowl LV interesting, even if it was lopsided in score.
Super bowl LV by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Super Bowl LV 

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.
Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.
Super Bowl LV by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

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A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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