Sunday Bacon

When one decides to fuck his or her spouse in the ass while cooking bacon on a Sunday morning.

So I was giving my wife the Sunday Bacon the other day and I almost burnt breakfast!

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Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

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The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

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