Sugonda

Sugonda is the birthplace of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). It is located near Sweden. Many of the Sugondese are immune to the strain, but can spread it to others. They cannot progress to the LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) stage. The Sugondese are protective of BOFA and worship it as it keeps out outsiders. At least until Su-Con. The natives are semi – passive until provoked. Once provoked they will surround an outsider and chant BOFA. Once the chief of the Sugondese arrives he will give the outsider BOFA with the ceremonial anal staff. It is described by victims to be the most painful experience of their lives, however most say that something in their mind wanted them to enjoy it. Eventually they give in and the BOFA is placed. It is also believed that the number one youtuber, PewDiePie is from here.

Guy 1: have you ever been to Sugonda
Guy 2: no, where's that?
Guy 1: sugondese balls!

by YourBOFADictionary September 6, 2018

Sugonda

A small country in the Far East, to which the Sugondese people are native.

A: Are you from Sugonda?
B: Yeah, I'm Sugondese.

by Ayo???kindagaebro June 21, 2022

Sugonda

A small country in the Far East, to which the Sugondese people are native.

A: Oh, he's cute! He's from Sugonda, right?
B: Yeah, he's Sugondese.

by Ayo???kindagaebro June 21, 2022

Sugondese

(adj.) Refers to things coming from the Sugondese Autonomous Region (aka The Federation of Sugondis) of Western China, near the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan. Since the Sugondese language and culture are distinct from others in China and the Middle East, the region was given autonomy in 1981. During its recovery from Mao Zedong's Great Leap Forward, the Sugondese Region experienced a period of prosperity and readopted their traditional religion of Bofaism. In modern times, the Sugondese Region's economy is quite small, but remains stable due to the widespread cultivation and export of various tree nuts, which accounts for around 96% of the region's income. Tree nuts are very common in Sugondese cuisine, as they have been a staple food source there for millenia. Recently, the Sugondese people have become the subject of crude jokes and memes on the internet, which some theorize were started by the Sugondese government to boost tourism. Whether or not this conspiracy theory is true is not known; what is known is that it's funny as fuck.

Guy 1 (while eating): Mmm, this is really good! What is it?

Guy 2: Sugondese food.

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Sugondese nuts.

by TheSlanguist July 31, 2018

sugondese

A country in northern Europe very close to Sweden. Sugondese and Sweden share multiple similarities in culture that many cannot distinguish between them.

Dolan Dark: I know you are Swedish and all but there are many rumors going about that you are Sugondese
Pewdiepie: Oh weird. What is Sugondese anyway?
Dolan Dark: Sugondese nuts
Pewdiepie: (Blocks)

by F-R-E-E(thatspellsfree) July 23, 2018

Sugondese

Sugondese is the the language of the Sugondem people, residing in the northern european country of Sugona.
They're famous for the Sugondic ritual known as "bofa" where they create a circle of various legumes and nuts around someone as it's believed to cure ones afflicted with Ligma.

Person 1:I heard johnny got ligma last week
Person 2:Did he get a bofa?
Person 3:He tried, but whenever he asks people if they know anybody that speaks Sugondese they just laugh at him.

by Argeurgargeur August 2, 2018

Suganda

The African Kingdom responsible for the Sugandese outbreak. Found neighboring Uganda and in an eternal war with Wakanda, it is the richest kingdom in Africa making its money off of its signature and top secret cure for the diseases known as Sugandese. Its cure called Sugandese-Nuts has been acclaimed as a wonder drug that saves millions of lives on a yearly basis.

LIGMA Patient: Yo have you heard that Suganda invaded Wakanda.

BOFA Patient: Yeah they needed some of that Vibranium for the cure to Sugandese

by DankBoiSuganda September 3, 2018