Suggestware

Programs that are suggested, and in some cases, falsey recommended during installation of other software. Installation of suggestware can often go unnoticed if the end-user fails to untick the parade of "Yes, I would like..." checkboxes. See bloatware

Thank you for choosing Adobe Flash Player 11! Click next to continue installation.

*Next*

Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.

*Next*

Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N

*No*

Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.

*Agree & Install*

Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:

Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9

End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"

*Install*

Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?

End-User - "No goddamnit!"

*Clicks Close*

Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"

End-User - "Dude. OMFG."

*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*

End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"

Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo

Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft

End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*

Suggestware by IsraelHands09 November 12, 2011

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suggesture

to suggest something through the medium of mime rather than voice

John could not hear his friend so he suggestured they should head to the bar and get a drink by tipping his hand towards his mouth and raising his eyebrows questionably.

suggesture by neil coleman January 20, 2007

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

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