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A man who would rather satisfy wires than desires.
1. Last nighti was being slutty with the cable guy but he turned out to be a sugato
sugato by coolboy123 January 5, 2008
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Pulling a Sugato 

A term used when someone experiences everything horribly cliche that can occur during a night of heavy drinking. Made popular by college students around the globe, the term is supposedly based on an actual night-out for a guy named Sugato, however the likelihood of this is very low.
Martin: Holy shit Chris, you totally pulled a Sugato last night!

Chris: Pulling a Sugato?

Martin: Well you got a dirty sanchez, your pants have been replaced with see-through panties, you got a tramp stamp that says 'Property of Mike', you have penises drawn all over you, a bloody nose, you are now hairless, you nails are painted, and theres photos of you taking bodyshots off of Mitchell circulating all over the internet. Oh and you now have a criminal record thats about two pages."
Pulling a Sugato by SeemedSafe November 8, 2009

sugakookie 

The combination of Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook a.k.a the superior ship

Also known as 'kookgi' or 'yoonkook'
Sugakookie is so underrated wTf
sugakookie by okidok February 6, 2018
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016

Theory of Subatomic Elves 

The Theory of Subatomic Elves states that the nucleus of an atoms consists of tiny elves who move around different particles inside the atoms and interact with other atoms and their respective subatomic elves.

The theory was created in order to help people's understanding of complex chemistry.
Man, we learned about the Theory of Subatomic Elves today, chemistry makes so much more sense now!

The only reason those two elements chemically reacted with each other was because the subatomic elves were at work.
A seemingly harmless kid (may or may not be a freshman) who will drive you crazy after five minutes with him. This creature will offer to pay you amounts of money or food, but never seems to have the cash or remember he owed you anything. Slughathors also are a very disobedient species. They cannot easily be house trained and cannot perform the simplest tasks without instruction. However, with constant bombardment the Slugathor will obey you. Slugathors (if there is more than one) tend to inhabit the areas around upper-class men, usually ones that are a lot cooler than themselves. Though, this is not hard to do, as they are so very uncool themselves. They have been spotted in and around school cafeterias, and are most recognizable by their tracks of spilled food and vitamin water in addition to their easily squeezable back fat.
Slugator is a mystical creature found in school cafeterias, often resemble Mr. Potatoheads or resemble midgets
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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