sagatom

1.) the healthy alternative to god

2.) when asked an obvious question, you get a hypothetical, over the top answer.

1.) "are you goin to church?"
"yeah, but i'll be worshipping sagatom the whole time"

2.) i asked him if the glass was half empty or half full and he said who gives a damn, the time it takes to debate it could be spent filling up the glass alll the way. he pulled a sagatom.

by thismachinekills October 7, 2008

Saganomics

(noun) A pun on Reaganomics, this term refers to any would-be economic policy of preeminent scientist-philosopher Carl Sagan. Although not a politician himself, Dr. Sagan's political leanings were informed by scientific knowledge and were extremely liberal, progressive, and compassionate.

Examples of Saganomic policies include, but are not limited to:

1) Nuclear disarmament
2) Legalization of cannabis
3) Environmental conservation
4) Understanding the cosmos

Person 1: I am baffled that we pour so much money into the machinery of war while NASA's budget is always being cut. I believe our survival as a species depends on how well we understand the cosmos.

Person 2: Stay away from me with your Saganomics!

by Harmonica John November 3, 2010

sagatory rape

Someone trying to spell statutory rape how it sounds.

I tried to urban dictionary statutory rape, but didnt know how to spell it, it sounds like sagatory rape so ill try that. Oh look thank you random guy!! You are awesome.

by RandomintheTimeZone May 21, 2014

swagatomic

when you walk in to a place and your swag is instantly noticed; like an atomic bomb of swag just blew up

super sexy girl: holy shit did you just feel that swagatomic go off?!

by toast 96 October 14, 2011

sagatones

A better way to say "testicles."

Doctor, I may need some cream, my sagatones are on fire.

My team is conducting sagatonic research.

by SagatonicTerminologyInstitute January 8, 2021