SueDeb 

A typically white female co-worker in a cubicle setting. Often named Susan, Suzanne, Sue, Debbie, or Deb. Lives in a suburb and is terrified of the "city" and anything associated with it. Sports a haircut that implies she'd always like to speak to the manager. Wears Christmas sweaters in February. Always likes to talk to you but only about her child's high school sports or church outings.

"OMG that SueDeb from Accounting is coming over here - I better make it look like I'm on a conference call."

SueDeb by annoyedateverything October 18, 2018

suede-denim secret police 

The Inner Circle cronies working for California Governor Jerry Brown during his first two terms as governor (Cali's 34th Governor) from 1975 to 1983, and his current 3rd term (Cali's 39th Governor), after his 2010 election, and return to the Governor's office. The term "Suede-Denim Secret Police" came into existence with the Dead Kennedy's song "California Über Alles" (released in 1979).

"Now it is 1984,
Knock, Knock at your front door.
It's the Suede-Denim Secret Police,
They have come for your Uncool Niece!"
- Dead Kennedys ("California Über Alles")

suede-denim secret police by Chief of the Okhrana December 31, 2013

suede j 

The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."

Wow, you play HALO so suede j.
Can you teach me how to play suede j style?

suede j by Toni Ann November 25, 2007

sueder 

n. (SWAY - DER) Cultural kissing cousin of the Burnout. An individual who embodies the mid 70s to late 8os culture of classic rock/metal fan. Accepts role as sub-citizen in order to deify their rock and metal heroes. Has the special ability to make a seat out of any surface anytime, anywhere.

1. All the sueders were totally fuckin devastated to hear that the Iron Maiden concert was cancelled.

2. Following the last minute cancellation of the Iron Maiden concert, hundreds of sueders sat stoically smoking their Marlboro Red cigarettes.

sueder by Dr. Stoppage August 2, 2005

Suede Patches 

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

Suede Patches by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Suedey Denims

A style of trouser that resembles denim but feel like suede, similar in style to Chinos.

That dude looks cool in those suedey denims!

Suedey Denims by Thejerv June 23, 2011

Suedeheading 

The denominalization of the word suedehead.
From the Morrissey song of the same name.
When an ex-lover won't leave you alone, even when you keep telling them it's over. To the point where you're sick of them and just remember the good sex you two once had.

My ex boyfriend is suedeheading me. He keeps calling and texting. It was fun but it's over now.

Suedeheading by LOOPY! January 2, 2018