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South Central Suzy-Q
After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.
South Central Suzy-Q by Fat, Drunk & Stupid January 5, 2017
Suzy Von Strip
A newer burlesque dancer who is able to perform at a level and command fees comparable to a veteran performer.
Ugh, can you believe her? She’s only been doing this 18 months and she’s getting the same performance fee as me! What a Suzy Von Strip!
Suzy Von Strip by XoMattFinish June 13, 2021
Suzy
A Suzy is a rare and unique individual. Physically stunning in appearance, her outward beauty is immediately noticeable. She is taller than average, but then again, nothing about her is average. Lithe and graceful, with an infectious laugh and a smile that will cause the sensation of breaking in a mans chest, finally allowing one to understand what the movies are all talking about. Her personality envelopes you, rises to greet you, lifting you as you float in wave after wave of her. The laugh, her voice and the sense of fun and adventure and confidence she exudes is intoxicating. She has an aura of love and compassion about her. She is kind to a fault, to all animals. Even the humans. Forgiveness and faith are values and her integrity is inspiring. She often feels lost but she is loved and will be found as such. She is my favorite fucking niller of all time and she means the world to me. Shes an awesome person and everything will work out for her because God would not have brought her this far just to toss her on her head now. She is a straight gangsta with a carrot fetish. What's up doc? She will cheer you on and cheer you up. She is a best friend.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.