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sucks to your ass-mar 

a term of derision or disdain. generally used when someone is complaining about something or using an injury, condition or weakness as an excuse.
frank: i'd love to you help you clean up that mess, but my back is killing me.

ted: sucks to your ass-mar! get off your lazy ass and give me a hand.

Sucks to your ass-mar 

Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.

Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)
Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!

Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!
Sucks to your ass-mar by Blud Shed January 2, 2009

sucks to your ass-mar! 

This wonderful, versatile phrase is the one good thing that came from the incredibly boring novel 'Lord of the Flies'.

It can be used for a greeting, and many other sittuations as well. It can be used as a synnonym for "pwned", "sucks to be you!", etc. You can get creative.

Another wonderful thing about this phrase is that you might be able to get away with shouting it to your English teacher. I mean, it's rude, but it's from an incredibly boring and well-acclaimed novel, so she/he might be impressed enough with you that she won't shoot you for saying it to him/her.

When you say it, you have to say it in a Brittish accent (it comes from the context of 'Lord of the Flies'), and in a mocking tone (one similar to that in which you'd say something like "Ha-ha!").
Bob- "Oh, no! He's going to throw that rotten egg at me!"
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

*someone gets owned*
Chuck- "Sucks to your ass-mar!"

English teacher- "Oh, no! I seem to have misplaced my papers!"
Chuck- "SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR!"
English teacher- "Why, how rude! I'm writing you up! ..Oh wait, no, that's from 'Lord of the Flies', therefore I'm impressed. You get a gold star!"

sucks to your assmar 

A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
sucks to your assmar by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

sucks to your assmar 

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems
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