Sucker dick

Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.

1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!

2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"

" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't

expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."

"Oh. Sweet."

3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".

Sucker dick by Hostrodamus July 8, 2015

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Trump Dick Sucker

Term used to describe rabid supporters of Donald J. Trump who disparage all of his perceived enemies with an unrivaled animosity unseen before 2016.

The way Lyndsey went after Nancy proved he was the biggest Trump Dick Sucker (TDS) in the group.

Trump Dick Sucker by Johnny Donut December 11, 2019

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Huge dick sucker some one who sucks dick

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shut your dick sucker

Another phrase for shut your mouth.

"you are an idiot"
You better shut your dick sucker

shut your dick sucker by Chris Culpepper August 8, 2006

dick sucker 

to put a dick in your mouth and suck on it to give pleasure.

sarah is the best dick sucker.

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