suck bag

A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.

Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.

suck bag by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005

Suck Bag

...a bag of sucks

A suck bag is a bag of sucks.

Suck Bag by Donkey-Bogner January 4, 2019

Suck The Bag 

A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s

As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"

Suck The Bag by andy1 June 8, 2005

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks  

When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer

Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck

Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings

Go Suck A Bag Of Dicks by Jerry B Bop October 16, 2008

suck a bag of dicks 

A funny ass Louis CK joke about what a man said to him after he cut him off.

"Hey asshole!"

"yeah..."

"SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!"

suck a bag of dicks by FUCKHACKERBITCHES December 1, 2009

suck a bag of dicks 

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

suck a bag of dicks by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

Suck a Bag of Ducks 

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

Suck a Bag of Ducks by Not using my real name October 27, 2019